Rock Falls, Everyone Dies

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass. ... Read more By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass. However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values.Things escalate. Fast.***Features:- Cultivation - Jade Beauties- Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them)- Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced)Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend.Previously titled DMG=MA Collapse Satire, Antihero Protagonist, High Fantasy, LitRPG, Magic, Non-human Protagonist, Character Growth, Overpowered Protagonist, Evil Protagonist, Weak to Strong this stone isn't your average one. it never gravel, it doesn't break, nor rocked by external stimuli, it doesn't just flows where the gravity takes it and accept what destiny rolled for it. anything the nature throws at it, only harden it and makes good stepping stones that paved the way to a glorious future.it dug deep, stoned its heart, and then shifts forward with a concrete and rock-solid goal. even though it's hard sometimes, but it has more than enough grit and perseverance to welcome the crack of dawn, when it gonna crush the naysayers and slabs their faces with all of its honor and rock-hard feelings 🗿 Best novel on this site author: you want jade beauty? I will give it to you. literally!!!! Truly a masterwork akin to the writings of Genesis or the Commandments etched upon stone. Fun witty little rock story, worth a read. A true masterpiece,loved the entire journey and the ending brought tears to my eyes Nice I have returned to pay homage to 🗿. They don't make gems like this the way they used to 😞 Не ожидал такой глубины у истории про катящийся камень. 10/10Nice fun little read