Novel Bin Chapter 9
Chapter 9 – You’Re Sick
Chapter 9 You’re sick
“Tang Han, you also eat ah, not enough to ask again.” Hua Fei Fei ate almost, wiped his mouth, and said to Tang Han.
“Sister Hua, I’m all full early.” Tang Han said.
“You sit down first, I’ll go to the convenience.” Fa Fei Fei probably ate too much and got up to go to the bathroom.
Tang Han counted what Fei Fei Hua ate, seven steaks, five pizzas, two fruit plates …… these things are enough for him to eat for a week.
Tang Han waited for a while, but Hua Fei Fei had not returned. After cultivating Xuantian Gong, his six senses were extremely sharp, and he heard someone arguing outside, with the vague voice of Hua Fei Fei.
Tang Han went outside to take a look, it was really Hua Fei Fei arguing with someone, opposite her stood a red-haired woman, was aggressively pointing at Hua Fei Fei’s nose and cursing, “You fat pig, nothing to run out for, I would be embarrassed to go out if I were you.”
Hua Fei Fei said angrily, “How can you be like this? You don’t apologize for bumping into someone, why are you still cursing?”
The red-haired woman sneered, “Let’s judge, did I hit her? She took up such a wide road, where I have room to walk, and said I hit her.”
“You …… are you walk without looking at people, and talk about whether it is reasonable or not?”
“So blame me? You’ve grown so fat, it costs me traffic to look at you.”
“You ……” Hua Fei Fei shivered in anger.
“I what I? You do not look at your own kind, a pig only how many pounds? The fence is less than 200 kg, how much do you weigh? I think it must be 200 kilograms, right?”
Hua Fei Fei tears of anger, too bullying.
Tang Han walked over and patted Hua Fei Fei’s shoulder, signaling her not to get angry. Then he said to the red-haired woman, “You’re sick.”
Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, the red-haired woman jumped to her feet and cursed, “You’re the one who’s sick, your whole family is sick.”
Tang Han said with a serious face: “I’m serious, I’m a doctor. You have a waxy complexion, irregular menstruation, and your kidney meridian is severely blocked. If you don’t unblock it, you may have big problems in the future, and your skin will get worse.”
The red-haired woman is no longer abusive, every woman is very concerned about their appearance, recently indeed many people say her face yellow, she herself also feel worse and worse skin.
Looking at Tang Han’s sincere expression not like lying to her, she took out a small mirror from her backpack and took a look at it. She really found that her face was waxy, her eye sockets were deep, and her eyes were covered with red blood. Even if she had used a thick concealer there was no way to completely cover it up.
Tang Han said with a serious face, “I’m not lying to you, am I? I’m a doctor and will be responsible for what I say. Everyone has an important acupuncture point on the waist, called the Tianji point, massage this point in your case, and you will see the effect immediately.”
“Where is it?” The red-haired woman lost the arrogance she just had, and the matter of her appearance was not to be ignored.
“Put your hand on your waist, under the last rib. Use your fingers to slowly try to press, where there is a sore and numb pain, is the Tianji point.” Tang Han seriously guide, that expression like a good teacher who is assiduous.
The red-haired woman fumbled around her waist according to Tang Han’s pointing, and soon her face lit up with joy, “I found it.”
“Good, press down hard, it will hurt a little, you have to bear it, it will be effective immediately.” Tang Han said.
The red-haired woman pressed down as hard as Tang Han said she would.
At this time around has gathered a lot of people watching, including the flower Fei Fei also stopped tears, frozen looking at Tang Han command red-haired woman, do not understand which he is in the play.
“Pfft ……” a rough and long sound came out from under the red-haired woman’s stylish ultra-short skirt, echoing through the corridor, followed by an extremely strong and irritating smell wafting into the corridor.
“See, it’s working, it’s expelling the poisonous gas from your body. But your poisonous gas is too poisonous, it can simply smoke people to death.” Tang Han said and covered his mouth with his hand.
“Ah …… I’m going to kill you.” The red-haired woman then knew that she had been fooled by Tang Han and made a fool of herself in public, and was about to rush up and fight with Tang Han.
“Pfft …… pfft ……” But one after another, loud farts of varying lengths came out from under his super short skirt.
“Too stinky, this woman fart really stinks, run, smoked to death.” People around have covered their noses and run in all directions.
“You wait, I can’t spare you.”
The red-haired woman’s face was red with shame, and she turned her head to run outside, with the sound of farting as she ran.
Tang Han shouted behind her: “I forgot to tell you, Tianji point is also known as Qi Gate point, commonly known as the release point, remember to press here long, detoxification effect is very good yo.”
Hua Fei Fei laughed at the side with her fat body trembling, “Tang Han, you are too bad.”
Tang Han laughed, “How’s that, out of breath?”
“Well, out of breath.” Fa Fei Fei nodded.
But when she returned to their room, she fell into Tang Han’s arms again and cried out.
And Tang Han is also very embarrassed, said Hua Fei Fei jumped into his arms, but how to look at her strong body to Tang Han in the arms. The good thing is that although the flower Fei Fei should not be fat place fat, but the fat place is also very plump, lying on top of that feeling is still quite comfortable.
“Tang Han, do you know, because of obesity over the years I have suffered how many blank stares, how many tears. I hate myself, why so fat, I also want to wear beautiful dresses, high heels, drive a sports car like other girls, but I can not, I see the food can not control, I feel that time is not me, crazy like eating, until really can not eat.”
Tang Han patted her back and said comfortingly, “It’s okay, it’s not even your fault.”
Hua Fei Fei added: “In fact, I was quite slim, but I do not know what reason, from ten years ago became this way, see the food can not be controlled.
But it’ll be over soon, tomorrow I’m going to have surgery to cut my stomach in half, my health care provider says that way I’ll lose weight.”
After crying for half a day, Hua Fei Fei vented almost, pushed away Tang Han, who was wet with tears on his front, and said, “You go, thanks for spending my birthday with me today, and if I don’t lose weight in the future, I’ll never look for you again.”
Tang Han said, “Let’s go together, I’ll go home with you.”
Hua Fei Fei looked at Tang Han with wide eyes, “You finally accept me and want to spend the night with me?”
Tang Han laughed: “Sister Hua, you think too much, I’m not going to spend the night with you, I’m going to treat you.”
Hua Fei Fei said disappointedly: “I thought you accepted me, happy for nothing. Cure me? What’s wrong with me? I’m healthy except for being fat. You don’t want to be weird with me like you did with that woman, do you?”
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Hua Fei Fei said, “What about me, I’m not sick.”
Tang Han said, “You have said, you are fat, obesity is your disease.”
“What do you mean, you can cure my obesity?” Hua Fei Fei looked at Tang Han incredulously.
Tang Han said seriously, “Of course, from today onwards, you say goodbye to obesity.”
“Cut, lie to me, you have to have that ability to cure me long ago, still need to wait until today. In fact, you do not need to bother, tomorrow I will go to surgery.” The hope that had ignited in Fei Fei’s eyes slowly died out again.
“Go away Sister Flower, make sure you can start losing weight tomorrow. Call off the surgery, that thing not only hurts your energy, but also doesn’t cure your disease.” Tang Han pulled Fei Fei Hua out of the room.
“If you dare to lie to me, this life will depend on you.” Hua Fei Fei is still half-hearted.