Industrial Strength Magic

Chapter 29: Obfuscation Through Chaos

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“What are you wearing?” Perry asked, glancing between Mom and Dad.

Dad was wearing a really slim power armor with none of the superfluous size and raw mass that he was known for. It was painted ivory with gold trim and a rising sun printed in gold on the chestplate, with fake washboard abs stenciled on the front.

It so far removed from Mechanaut’s brutal, unpainted pragmatism that Perry couldn’t quite comprehend what he was seeing. Which was the point, he supposed.

“I bust out the paladin armor whenever I’m out on a date with your mother. Can’t dilute my brand, you see.”

Mom…was wearing an outfit that would be at home on the floor of a strip club. She’d changed her skin, hair, eyes and facial structure. She was, for all intents and purposes, a different person.

It still weirded Perry out.

Perry rationally understood that it was a very effective way to separate his name from his parents and make sure they didn’t damage his reputation or allow super-groupies to connect more dots than they should.

It was necessary, but…

“Maybe this was a bad idea.” Perry muttered to himself. Heather looked equally uncomfortable as she glanced between the two.

“Can’t back out now, fellow teen supers,” Dad said, clanging his palm against Perry’s armored shoulder.

Perry plucked his dad’s hand off his shoulder. “You two just…take the other side of the building.”

“Alright. You ready for this, Glamour Girl?” ‘Paladin’ asked.

“Race you there!” ‘Glamour Girl’ said, blasting off into the sky, followed shortly by ‘Paladin’.

“I feel like I need to bleach my eyes.” Heather said.

“Yeah, this is definitely foreplay for them.” Perry shuddered.

Not important. What’s important is saving Brendon.

Perry squared his shoulders and took a deep breath orienting on Makazard’s lair.

Perry walked up to the massive iron door blocking the entrance to the squat concrete building that looked like it was designed to -and probably had- take a bombing.

A visor slid open and a pair of faintly glowing eyes peered down at them from a height of perhaps seven feet.

“We’re here for the auction.” Perry said.

“Password?”

“Wraith.”

“That’s-“

Wraith dove through the eye-slit, her body narrowing as she flew through the air, landing seamlessly on the other side.

There was a scuffle, and a muffled howl of pain as Heather presumably covered the guard’s mouth and gave him a love-tap with her superclub.

From experimentation, it hurt metaphysically as well as physically. It was very hard not to experience debilitating pain when struck by it, followed by a sense of listlessness and ennui.

A moment later, the door unlatched, revealing Wraith standing on top of a massive mutant with steely-looking scales.

Perry pulled a hundred-dollar bill out of his suit’s storage and tucked it in the man’s shirt-collar.

Heather glanced up and jumped into the clustered pipes along the ceiling, oozing through them nearly invisibly.

Perry raised a brow but decided not to mention the similarities to her father’s tactics. That wasn’t what she needed to hear. She’d deliberately hamstring herself if she was constantly trying not to do stuff like her dad.

Similar power sets had similar ideal moves.

Perry scanned the entryway and found a stand with name-tag stickers and a sharpie.

Hi, my name is….

Paradox

Perry filled out the name-tag and stuck it to the front of his armor. It would make him blend in with the other supers who’d gotten in legitimately for an extra couple seconds.

And it was funny. For several reasons.

Perry closed and latched the door to the street and propped the bouncer up against it.

Perry walked down the claustrophobic staircase right beneath Wraith oozing along the ceiling, with a confident swagger like he owned the place.

The security at the bottom of the winding staircase took one look at his nametag and waved him through. Thankfully the man didn’t have line of sight or sound to the bouncer at the top.

Although, security probably knows I’m here already.

Typically there was a security cam on the entrance, and their antics definitely wouldn’t go unnoticed.

That was where mom and dad came in. The experienced supers had the more vital task of finding and rescuing Brendon while the organizers scrambled to relocate him in a knee-jerk reaction to Perry and Heather’s sudden intrusion on their business.

Behind the second layer of security was a vast dome-shaped amphitheater, with a stage at one end, the focus of the entire room.

The auction stage.

There were only about sixteen other supers present for the auction, and Perry recognized a few of them.

The guy with fat flowing over his chair and onto the floor was Blobber, a super involved in underground fighting rings where they pitted supers against each other and anything else under the sun, from lions to replicators and prawns.

The thin man in the black coat with the sunken eyes was Dreamer, a junkie who could pull you into his own hallucinations. He was heavily involved in the drug trade, as both a dealer and super-heavy user.

The fellow in grey hyperweave in the front was Mass Driver.

He could manipulate the inertia of himself and anything he came into contact with, allowing him to fly or become immune to physical damage simply by cranking up his inertia such that no normal physical force could act on it.

Bad one to get into a fistfight with.

Mass Driver didn’t have a section of organized crime he favored, simply working as a fixer for wealthy cowls who needed to rent a trump card.

There were a few small-time cowls that Perry didn’t know of filling out the rest of the audience.

The assembled supers cast him an idle glance then turned back towards the stage. To them, he was just another guy in power armor.

Paradox was nowhere near a household name at this point.

Perry took a seat, propped his feet up and waited for the fireworks to start while Wraith clung to the ceiling above, doing overwatch.

It wasn’t long before a spotlight brightened center stage, and an announcer strolled up to the podium, idly flipping through a deck of cue cards in his hands.

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!” he said with a bright smile. This was Makazard. A young, passably attractive man with fine features, blue eyes and an undercut on his dark hair.

“Tonight we’ve got some great goods in store, the kind of stuff you can’t get on the marketplace, and maybe even a few surprises!”

Surprises probably refers to me and Heather.

Following proper villain protocol, Makazard would announce that there were intruders and offer a reward to whoever subdued them, and then proceed to sell them on the stage to a jeering crowd.

Perry stifled a yawn and scrolled through his wiki while Makazard hyped up the crowd.

Makazard.

Energy type: Sonic. Can emanate and absorb sound from entire body, can fly. Is proficient at producing sounds at many different resonant frequencies.

Weak against insulative materials. Was once beaten by a speedster with a dump-truck filled with foam. Does not have inhuman stamina, and powers suffer when exhausted.

Makazard’s internal physiology must be interesting, from a physics standpoint, as when vibrating at a human body’s resonance frequency, he should be harming himself, but we see no evidence of that. Is the cowl immune to his own powers physically, or simply deadening the vibrations before they reach his body? – PushesUpHisGlasses

You think he can vibrate ANY part of his body? – KittyKat.

Perry scrolled past the typical internet filth, but didn’t find anything more comprehensive than taking precautions against sound.

I guess we’re just gonna have to wing it.

“For the first item, a Manitian Death-Crystal!” Makazard said, motioning for an assistant offstage to begin wheeling the massive neon blue and black crystal onto the stage. It was about the size of a football and light shone through it before radiating outward in fascinating .

“This crystal is a key component in creating death rays that harvest life and convert it into good karma! Murder your enemies with irresistible death rays and convert their potential into your own. The last one we had was snatched up by Mechanaut twelve years ago, and we’ve finally got a new one that can rival, nay, dwarf the previous one! Bidding will start at ten thousand!”

“Ooh!” Perry hooted, raising his bidding paddle. He wouldn’t mind having one of those. Besides simple death rays, they were incredibly useful in magical counter-intelligence spells and enchantments.

There were tiny little bits in the ring he was wearing under his armor, after all. Perry could make some really interesting things if he got his hands on it.

Sadly it went out of Perry’s price range rapidly, ending at fifteen million, with the final bid by Dreamer.

Phoo, Perry thought, scowling under his helmet as the massive Death crystal was wheeled away. There was no way he’d be able to afford anything here. That much was pretty clear.

The next item was a package of blackmail info on a cape Perry didn’t care about, followed by a strain of anthrax paired with baby’s first genetic engineering kit.

It only went up to a half mil, but Perry didn’t want it.

Next were a batch of a dozen illegal love charms that Dave refused to deal in.

There were three kinds of love charm:

Legal: This kind was the most expensive, as they were the rarest and most difficult to make. They simply affected the bearer’s luck ever-so-slightly to put them in close physical proximity to people who would naturally find them attractive. Shuffled the deck highly in their favor, essentially.

Fat, balding old man? Put on this necklace and you’ll bump into a significantly higher concentration of women who are into fat, balding old men. Simple, effective, and it doesn’t mess with anyone’s head, making it 100% ethical to use.

Mostly Legal: These love charms make the wearer exude a pleasant cocktail of pheromones and good vibes that encourage a positive reaction to the wearer’s presence. Since they don’t directly affect the subject’ will, they aren’t illegal, but they are sneaky and can cause backlash. More common than the entirely legal kind, often worn by corporate CEOs to make themselves more likeable in short bursts.

Illegal: Directly affects the will of those the bearer finds attractive and forces them into line with the wearer’s sexual fantasy. Less common than the mostly legal variety, as they are destroyed immediately when confiscated by Nexus and the police. And anyone with any sense.

The case of illegal love charms sold to a speedster-looking no-name with a swooped green helmet for a hundred thousand, and Perry mentally marked him for an ass-kicking disguised as a bust.

“Now, for one of the surprises!” Makazard said into the microphone with a mischievous grin.

Perry’s skin went cold when Dad was marched onto the stage at gunpoint. Dad’s glasses were crooked on his face and sported a purpling bruise around his eye.

“Our procurers picked up Hexen’s husband, Professor Darryl Zauberer.”

There was dead silence.

“Blackmail the famous superheroine! Or perhaps trade him for an undisclosed favor sometime in the future. This could be the opportunity of lifetime!”

“I’ll start the bidding at fifty thousand dollars!”

“First bid from Mechanaut in the back, of course. I would expect nothing less from Hexen’s greatest enemy.” Makazard said.

Perry snapped his neck, looking over his shoulder, where his father’s suit of armor raised a paddle, bidding on his civilian alter ego.

How did that huge suit of armor fit in here, let alone sneak up behind me!?

The bidding rapidly went up to three hundred thousand before it became too rich for the lower criminal’s blood and Dad won the bidding on himself.

“Next, we have two capes who tried to sneak into the auction house…”

Perry tensed up.

“Please welcome Paladin and Glamour Girl!”

Dad’s Paladin suit was dragged up to the front of the stage in massive iron manacles that seemed bonded to his suit.

Glamour Girl was tugged forward, pouting at the rough treatment and yanking back against the chain, seemingly powerless.

“These two amateurs blundered into the magical security provided by Mr. Myst. Say hi, Mr. Myst.”

A rather tall lantern-jawed fellow in formal clothes ducked onto stage and briefly waved at the audience before disappearing behind the curtain again.

Perry tapped his cheek, scanning the audience.

Was Dad in either of his suits, or was he piloting them remotely through his half-busted glasses?

I guess that depends on whether or not Dad was paranoid enough to make an android of himself that can bruise.

Would he do that?

Perry decided the answer was a resounding yes!

Makazard began talking up Paladin, focusing mostly on the value of the armor and the ransom obtainable from the pilot and the possibility of obtaining a slave tinker.

It didn’t even break a million. Tinkers were squirelly, and their armors were often riddled with safety measures. Oftentimes they were more trouble than they were worth.

“Next we have Glamour Girl! This fine young thing can project energy from her hands and fly, but that’s not why you’re going to pay top dollar, am I right fellas!? We’ve fitted her with a control collar, bumping up the minimum bid by a half mil. We’ll start the bidding at seven hundred and fifty thousand.”

Perry groaned and tried to rub his temples as his dad’s remote piloted suit got into a bidding war to acquire his mom.

If I find out they did this because they thought it sounded like fun, I swear to God, Perry thought, clenching his fist and shaking it impotently at the fates.

Once Mechanaut had himself and mom, the next piece of merchandise to hit the stage was Brendon.

“And for the last item, a trophy so valuable that Nexus will pay top dollar to have it. A scientific curiousity so marvelous you can’t help but subject it to numerous inhumane experiments. Do you want money, or the secrets of the universe and everything? Both?”

The crowd nodded and tensed.

“I give you….Brendon Cartwright!”

Brendon was guided up onto the stage, a young woman holding his hand. He looked very confused. The presenter assistant beamed a vivid white smile motioning to all of the teenage beefcake as the confused youth squinted into the spotlights.

“I’m sure you all know what makes this young man so valuable, so I’ll spare no time introducing him…but!” Makazard raised a finger. “Before we can start the bidding, an issue has come to my attention.”

“There are two more capes here uninvited, with the intention of ruining our fun. Let’s deal with the two capes who broke in the front door. Would you mind standing and taking a bow, Wraith and Paradox?”

Paradox stood, stretching out his muscles.

It was on.

“Mr. Paradox and Ms. Wraith are not supposed to be here. A hundred thousand for whoever can catch them and put them up on the auction block!”

“Oh my god, you guys!” Perry shrieked. “I think I’m having a baby!”

Weallfloatdownhere.EXE

Perry’s helmet exploded with a blinding light, and cowls began to tumble aimlessly around the dome in droves.

Perry turned his thrusters up to max and glided over to where the jerk who’d bought the love charms was tumbling aimlessly, his hands and feet buzzing in the air as he tried to run at super-speeds with zero traction.

Perry grabbed the weightless speedster and used him as a meatshield as he flew across the dome towards Makazard.

Makazard held out a hand, and a wave of sonic energy hit the speedster’s hyperweave moments before the green-helmeted jerk slammed into the auctioneer.

“I’m out,” Blobber rumbled, prying himself out of his chair and waddling for a large side exit Perry hadn’t seen earlier. Probably where dad had gotten his oversized suit into the dome.

Perry ignored him and went for Makazard, when the area behind the curtain erupted with crackling magical energy, forming a cage around the stage that caused Perry to bounce off like a ping-pong ball.

Blades.EXE

Five of his finger-sized floating armaments streaked through the air towards the source of the energy, but they rebounded off as Mr. Myst stepped out from behind the curtain, arms raised and emanating purple energy as he covered his boss.

He motioned to the ceiling and made a pulling motion that made the hairs on Perry’s arms stand up straight.

Five points of light began to glow on the ceiling and the top of the dome faded, replaced by the sight of a foreign sky of boiling crimson fire.

A massive creature peered into the dome through the portal, smoke wafting from its gigantic nostrils. Perry would call it a dragon had it not had a strangely humanoid face, perpetually pinched in disgust.

Heather detached from the ceiling and bashed the summoned creature’s nose in one smooth movement, causing it to reel backwards in pain.

Perry picked up a chair and whipped it up at one of the dots of light, destabilizing the spell instantly, and closing the portal to whatever hellscape Mr. Myst had been contacting.

When Perry looked back, Mr. Myst and Makazard were already gone, disappeared behind the curtain, along with Brendon.

A heavy impact bowled Perry over as Mechanaut smashed him into the ground, their suits digging massive furrows into the concrete flooring.

“You two got Brendon?” Perry asked, aiming a punch at his dad’s helmet, barely rocking the heavy iron back. Mom and dad had a presence in the backrooms and would be in an ideal situation to catch Makazard and Mr. Myst off guard. If they were actually faking being caught.

“We’re out of our restraints and good to intercept,” Mechanaut said, confirming Perry’s thoughts as he raised his fists to smash. Perry kicked him off.

Well, he more kicked so hard that it forced him out from underneath Mechanaut like a slippery watermelon seed, without appreciably moving the massive armor at all.

But free was free.

Perry stood and looked back towards the stage and saw it melt into a kaleidoscope of colors.

The entire world turned sideways, and Perry collapsed sideways, attempting to keep a hold on the world as it spun away from him.

Reflexively he kicked on his stabilizers, which drove him head-first into the ground.

Ow. Perry thought as the world spun around him.

He glanced up and spotted Dreamer, waving to him with a pipe trailing a thin trail of smoke that seemed to be an umbilical cord to something further up in the sky. Some formless, horrifying mass watching the ongoings with amusement.

“You better hope this doesn’t stop me from getting my new pipe, Paradox.”

Dream’s voice vibrated through his eyelids and Perry struggled to stand up as the world shattered into geometric shapes.

I think I’m gonna throw up, Perry thought, buckling down to his hands and knees.

Stay in school and build your Stability kids! A magic schoolbus floated past his gaze, travelling the umbilical cord smoke like a road. It ain’t fancy, but it keeps you playing the game of life!nove(l)bi(n.)com

The creature just above his eyelids crunched into the bus with the sound of twisted metal and screaming children.

In the distance, Perry heard an explosion, and from the stage, which looked tiny and sideways, he barely made out the form of Paladin and Glamour Girl.

“This way Glamour Girl!” Paladin said, posing as he pointed towards the exit, Brendon safely ensconced between them.

“I paid good money for that woman! She’s not going anywhere!” Mechanaut roared, tackling…himself.

There was a brief exchange of blows, and Mechanaut overwhelmingly dominated it, ignoring the puny armor’s pathetic attacks before backhanding Paladin, causing the presumably empty suit of armor to go tumbling across the room, smashing Dreamer violently from the side.

Perry blinked.

“Ugh…” Dreamer groaned in pain from underneath Paladin,

I guess everythings’ back to normal, Perry thought, looking down at his hands on the floor. The room was no longer spinning, there was no monster hovering above his eyelids and the magic schoolbus was safe.

Perry shook the remains of the drug-induced dream out of his head and leapt to his feet, helping Paladin to his feet while giving Dreamer another kick to make sure he stayed down.

“Paladin, help!” Mom shrieked, her feet kicking as Mechanaut threw her over his armored shoulder.

“I’m coming, Glamour Girl!” Paladin shouted, leaping into the air only to be smacked down again, incidentally smashing into a cowl giving Heather trouble across the room.

If was one thing mom and dad were good at, it was obfuscation through sheer chaos.

“HAHA! The woman is mine, and I shall do with her as I like!” Mechanaut crowed.

“You fiend!” Paladin shouted.

“Nooooooo!” Mom shrieked, really hamming it up, her feet kicking futilely against Mechanaut’s armor.

“Save yourself Brendon!” She said, her voice fading as Mechanaut tromped away with her over her shoulder “Don’t worry about me!”

“I’m coming Glamour Girl!” Paladin rushed after them, while Brendon ran out the exit after them.

Paradox met Wraith’s gaze, and the two of them shrugged, then got back to work. Brendon was technically extracted by Hexen and two of Mechanaut’s armors, although he didn’t know it.

The fight was going pretty well, and the two of them were mopping up until Perry felt a grip on the back of his neck.

“Paradox,” Mass Driver said from behind him.

“Mass Driver.” Perry said, a cold sweat erupting on his skin.

A floating armament bounced off Mass-Driver’s temple.

“You realize you’re costing a lot of people a lot of money,” the veteran cowl said, not even acknowledging the attack.

“I figured.” Perry admitted. “I’ve got my own priorities too, yaknow?”

“Well, it’s bad form to kill you for doing your job, but you’re going to have to learn a lesson.”

“Like wha-“

HP: 0

SNAP!

“AAAGH!” Perry’s left arm snapped where the cowl poked it, the metal of his suit deforming instantly.

“You’re not invincible.” Mass driver said.

“That was weird,” Mass Driver continued “Took a lot more effort to do that than I expected.”

“Hey Asshole!” Wraith shouted, leaping through the air towards Mass Driver. The Cowl watched her approach with a raised eyebrow, not bothering to defend himself.

Heather bashed the haunted iron reinforced by Perry’s perk across said eyebrow.

“OW!” Mass Driver shouted, dropping Perry to the ground and stumbling backwards, clutching his bleeding eyebrow. “I stopped it! OW! What the heck was that!?”

Heather followed up with another strike but Mass Driver zipped backwards like he’d been tugged through the air on a string.

Heather’s arm extended out and whipped Anya out towards the cowl’s face again. The older super caught Heather’s arm and twisted, sending a violent shockwave through Heather’s entire body.

“Gah!” Heather shouted in pain but dropped her club into her other hand and caught the cowl across his ribs.

“AGH! Okay, that’s enough.”

Mass Driver held out a hand and a wall of wind plastered Heather against the far concrete wall.

“Didn’t sign up for this crap today, Nobody’s even paying me…” Mass Driver muttered, clutching his ribs as he floated through the exit door.

“You alive Wraith?” Perry asked, unable to straighten his broken arm because the metal was locked in a completely unnatural position.

“Technically,” She groaned, returning to her normal form.

“Wanna get outta here?” Perry asked, scanning the chaos, and bodies of cowls littering the auction house, hearing the distant sirens gradually getting stronger.

There had been some big dogs in the crowd tonight, and Perry was feeling it with his whole body. The man blew through three HP like it was nothing.

“Yes,” Wraith said, staggering to join him in the center of the dome. “Yes I do.”

***At the Zauberer residence***

“You’re mine to toy with, Glamour Girl!” Mechanaut shouted, tossing the scantily clad woman onto the oversized bed. "Paladin can't save you now!"

“Kyaaa!”