Bog Standard Isekai

Book 1: Chapter 4

The next morning he woke up before dawn, excited like a kid on Christmas morning. He burst out the door when the first peek of sunlight came over the horizon and he could be sure there were no more ghouls lurking about. He dashed over to the pitfall trap, shouting to the crows on the way over. “Come on! Come and see!”

Inside he found the corpses of three… corpses. What did you call the body of a dead undead? Worries for another time.

Although he’d seen them from peeking through a tiny crack in the cellar door, this was the first time he’d seen his enemies up close. Their skin wasn’t actually black like he’d first assumed; more of a dirty gray, it was the tight black woolen clothing they wore that had made them seem that way. It covered everything but their faces; they even wore tight skull caps. These weren't the clothes they’d died in; They fit too well. Someone or something had put new clothes on them afterwards. They weren’t walking skeletons, either, but something close. Their eyes were sunken deep into their skulls, their ears were the size of peanuts, and he was thankfully spared the sight of any… lower organs by the black clothing.

The sawdust and shavings had burned away, and large portions of the ghouls’ bodies were burned through as well. It also looked like he hadn’t gotten the sawdust explosion he’d been hoping for, or if he had, it hadn’t been effective. The ghouls weren’t shattered anywhere. Their injuries were all burns, straight through wherever the fire had touched them.

“So the fire killed them,” he told the crows. One of them was already down in the pit, pecking at the undead flesh curiously. “Or re-killed them, or whatever. That’s why I heard all that screaming. But how vulnerable are they really? This calls for an experiment!”

It took him longer than he expected to make a fire. Even with his flint it took some effort to make the sparks. The sparks he could make didn’t catch on the clothes of the ghouls. He finally managed to light some dead grass on fire, move that fire to a stick, and poke one of the ghouls in the cheek with it. The fire didn’t light immediately, but after two seconds it burst into flame, quick like toilet paper. It didn’t spread, just burned away the piece of undead flesh that had touched the fire, then went out.

These dudes were crazy vulnerable to fire. Carrying torches was actually really brave of them. If undead could even be brave. He didn’t think they actually feared death, but again that was relying on fantasy video game lore, and this wasn’t a video game. [Know What’s Real] didn’t let him forget it.

The other neat thing was the weapons. He’d been so focused on learning about the ghouls that he’d also forgotten one of the staples of RPG worlds: the loot. They carried really sweet looking jagged swords and cool clawed hammers. They had all sorts of claws and hooks, looking like the elaborate fantasy weapons he’d always dreamed about; or less flatteringly, they looked like the impractical mall-ninja stuff that hopeless nerds collected. But they couldn’t be impractical, since actual real life monsters were carrying them.

Sadly, he couldn’t use them. Too heavy. But one of the ghouls had a perfect black knife that he instantly fell in love with. It was scary sharp; he carved straight through a ghoul’s leg like it was made of paper.

He still wasn’t over the idea of making the dust explosion trap work, but he realized he should have done some testing rather than just assume it would work the first time tried.

He tried tossing some sawdust in the air, and putting a flaming stick inside the dust cloud he made, but that did nothing. Maybe the sawdust was damp or maybe this really just wasn’t as easy as he thought. He’d never actually seen this happen in real life.

After an hour or two of experimentation, he finally figured it out. Instead of trying different ways of adding fire to the sawdust, he lit a small fire on the floor and tossed the sawdust onto it. It made a really neat fireball that burned peach fuzz off his hands, but that was it. No concussive blast, non-lethal damage. Dangerous, but not that dangerous. Not dangerous enough to be a weapon against the undead. The regular fire from all the sawdust and shavings on the floor of the pitfall trap had been what killed them.

He ate lunch, puttered around the rest of the day, and then went to his home base cellar to wait for the rescue the System had promised him was coming.

He wondered what they would be like. Would they be adventurers? Knights in shining armor? An army of elves? He didn’t have a lot of context for what would actually happen in the medieval world in history, mostly he knew what would happen in Fantasy novels or video games, and in that case it would definitely be adventurers.The most uptodat𝓮 n𝒐vels are published on n0velbjn((.))com

He tried to sleep, but for some reason he just couldn’t get comfortable. The sun was still up, so that was probably the issue. It wasn't that he was cold; with all the flour sack “blankets” he had made, he was already sweating and had to take a couple off. Even without the blankets it wasn’t really that cold.

That was it. It wasn’t cold. The enchantment on the cellar, whatever had been keeping it freezing cold, had worn off. The undead would see him now.

He raced out of the room, scanning the streets in a panic. There weren’t any undead yet. He ran from cellar to cellar, but they were all warm. Think. Would there be any reason that some other cellar might still be cold? He ran to the big house where he’d found all the meat. It probably wasn’t a house at all, more likely a butchery. Maybe that one? Its enchantment might be permanent, a way to keep the meat fresh, rather than an emergency thing the other cellars would’ve used.

It was dark outside. He’d never seen this burned down town in the dark before; he’d never cut it this close.

He found the butcher shop cellar, and ran inside. It was cold, blessedly, uncomfortably, cold. It immediately stung the sweat streaming from his skin, but he’d never been so happy to be so uncomfortable.

He heard the faint steps of the undead army not long after, but none of them entered his cellar. The cold was still a problem. There wasn’t anything to keep him warm, not even a flour sack.

For the entire night, he paced back and forth as quietly as he could, rubbing his arms and legs to keep the frostbite away. Several times he thought about just running outside to escape the cold. He imagined darting through the lines of undead like a ghost, of being so quick they couldn’t catch him, and escaping into the forest. That was suicide, he knew. These monsters had conquered a whole village full of adults with levels. They wouldn’t have any trouble catching one dumb, skinny little kid.

He was so wrapped up in his misery, that he missed it when the undead army left. When he finally noticed they were gone, there was already sunlight peeking through the crack in the cellar doors. He burst outside, and it felt like running into a warm hug. He lay on the grass, reveling in the feeling of life returning to his numb fingers and toes and immediately fell asleep.

When he woke up, the sun was already beginning to set. He had just enough time to sprint to his old cellar and grab all the flour sacks he’d used as blankets before hiding in the butcher shop cellar again.

Even with the flour sacks, it was still cold. This cellar was colder than the others had been. Which was a good thing for his survival, but a bad thing for his sanity. He fell into a fitful sleep, waking several times to check his fingers and toes for frostbite.

How long until someone came to rescue him? The problem was, he had no timetable. With the way travel would be in this low-technology world, it could still be months away, and that was only if his rescuers succeeded. They could fail, or give up. He had no idea what a Quest entailed, and had no way of knowing if it would entice someone to come all this way to rescue one no-name child.

He decided to strike out one more time. Last time hadn’t gone well, but he had a few advantages this time. He had better weapons now. But most of all, he was less naive. He packed up his things, and set off. Not towards where the undead came from, and not towards the giant spiders, either. To the east.

He didn’t even get as far as his first try. As soon as he stepped foot in the edge of the forest, a notification appeared.

Warning!

Leaving this zone will cancel the Quest that has been applied on your behalf. All rewards will be forfeited.

Just a little longer, Mark! They’re almost there.

He was starting to think there were three separate voices coming through the System messages. The first was the standard, automatic System messages. Then sometimes he’d get verbose, scriptural messages, maybe from the goddess Solia? Then there was one other, more casual voice. He would have to figure it out for sure when this was all over, if only to thank the ones responsible for helping him.

He was ashamed to admit it, but the strongest emotion right now was relief. He really hadn’t wanted to go into the forest. All he had to do was hang tight. He could do that.

The thought that people would be coming soon gave him mixed emotions. He was desperate for human contact. Those first couple weeks alone had probably been good for him as he adjusted to his new reality, but now he was hungry for the sound of another human voice. At the same time, he was a little nervous. He’d never met anyone from this world, he had no idea what their cultural expectations were.

And… he looked down at himself. He was disgusting. How had he never thought to bathe a single time since he’d come here? He stank, a little. But if you can smell yourself a little, other people can smell you a lot.

He needed a bath. He pulled up several bucket-fulls of water from the well, and emptied them into a basin. He stripped right there in the middle of town; it’s not like anyone could see him. It actually disturbed him how it felt to take the dirty, disgusting clothes off himself. The oily fabric stuck to his skin, pulling on all the tiny hairs that had started to grow through.

He threw the clothes in a pile, and using a flour-sack-turned-washcloth, he scrubbed furiously. He hadn’t found any soap, sadly, but just water and scrubbing would take care of the worst of it.

After his body, he moved onto the clothes, dunking them in the water and wringing them out, scraping them with the dull side of his knife, and basically putting them through the wringer. They faded several shades of brown as the accumulated grime of more than two weeks was worked away.

He felt better as he put his damp clothes back on. It felt nice to be somewhat clean. Somehow his mind felt clearer, his circumstances less dire.

All he had to do was wait a few days, but honestly, he wanted to do more than that. The System hadn’t given him experience points for killing the undead, but that wasn’t a reason that he shouldn’t do it. Thinning the herd a little might give his rescuers a better chance. Plus, the System had awarded him some attribute points for the exercise. Maybe he could get a few more.

He found another cellar less well built than the rest, and started digging it out. This time he covered the floor with wood splinters, but didn’t bother making sawdust. Instead he covered the wood with dead grass, stuff that would burn hot and quick. Just a few seconds should be enough to kill any ghouls that fell down here.

It only took him two days this time. When he got done, he went into the meat cellar, and waited.

To his intense satisfaction, his new trap worked only an hour or so after dark. Same as the first time, he first heard the sounds of unholy screams, then screams of alarm taken up by the whole army.

It was music to his ears.

Perfect. This told him something important: Undead were really, really dumb. Or, maybe not dumb since they had done the whole fire illusion thing, but they weren’t great at learning. This trick had worked twice now, so it would probably work indefinitely.

Alert! You have defeated: Undead Warrior of the Flaming Horde [23] Due to level disparity extra experience will be rewarded.

Alert! You have defeated: Undead Soldier of the Flaming Horde [24] Due to level disparity extra experience will be rewarded.

Alert! Your System is currently locked. Experience confiscated.

For your feat of valor, you have been awarded the following. Mental Control +1

He didn’t know what Mental Control did, but it was better than nothing.

He was almost sad when the alarms died down and the undead army went back to its silent, trodding routine. After so long alone, even the sound of undead screams served to give him some of that human contact he’d been craving.

After that, he was too excited to sleep. But warm in his little nest, he felt his eyelids growing heavy…

His eyes snapped open, still some time before dawn. Warm. He was warm.

He threw off his makeshift blankets, and yes, the air was still somewhat chilly. Definitely warmer than it had been that first night, but much colder than should be natural, given how warm the days were. Or was it? He hadn’t exactly been outside during the night time, how did he know how cold it got?

Either way, there wasn’t anything he could do. He stayed in the meat cellar until dawn. The undead didn’t find him, but when the morning sun warmed up the earth, the cellar warmed up with it. Whatever magic had been protecting this place was gone.

He’d had half the night to think of a plan, but he didn’t come up with much. He didn’t have much to work with. He’d have to hide, and he’d have to create a distraction.

As soon as the undead disappeared, he burst into furious action.

For the distraction, he would create a bonfire. He gathered every single piece of unburned wood he’d found in the entire town, and put it all into a huge pile, planning on making the biggest bonfire he’d ever seen. It was hard, sweaty work, but the raw, constant fear for what would happen come nightfall gave energy to his steps. In two hours he had it all together, piled up a foot taller than he was. Still not enough.

Where could he get more wood? The forest was an obvious answer, but he didn’t have time to chop down a tree; even chopping down a small tree was much harder than most people thought.

He might be able to find a dead one, though. In unmanaged forests trees fell over all the time and just rotted on the ground. He decided to give it a shot.

Surprisingly, no System messages tried to stop him at the edge of the forest. Could the System read his intentions, that he didn’t actually plan on leaving? It was unnerving to know that it could just pull things from his mind, but he had more immediate problems right now.

Not far into the dark forest, he found the perfect specimen. An old, gray tree, dead but still at least thirty feet tall.

One thing he’d learned in the boy scouts was that even though cutting down a tree was hard, pushing an old dead one down was possible.

He pushed, and it swayed very slightly, but that was enough. He pushed to a rhythm, rocking it back and forth, back and forth, until it started swinging more and more. Finally, with loud crackles and snaps the great thing fell over.

He grabbed it by the roots, intending to pull it towards town, and heaved with all the strength his preadolescent body could muster. It didn’t budge. He would never be able to drag this thing anywhere. This was a waste of time. Maybe he could cut off some of the branches to bring to his bonfire, but that was the best he could hope for.

Lots of the branches had broken off in the fall, big ones too, and he was able to drag those without trouble. He ran back and forth, dragging the big branches first, then carrying bundles of smaller ones. He worked for four hours, until his bonfire was twice the size as it was before.

The best part was, he wouldn’t even have to bother lighting it. The ghouls would do it for him. He covered the area around the bonfire with mounds and mounds of dead grass. It was probably too much to ask for that the undead would get caught up in a fire they themselves started, but it was the best he could do in the short time.

Two hours before dusk, he started on his hiding spot. First, he found every loose stone, cooking pot, or big lump of anything, and used it to barricade the door to a cellar. He barricaded it shut, with him on the outside. Another distraction; it wouldn’t last. Anything he could carry, the ghouls could move out of the way even faster. The way they easily carried those huge, hulking black weapons told him they were much stronger than him.

One hour left, he started his real hiding spot. He dug a hole in a grassy part of a field outside of town. He was careful to remove the grass whole, with dirt and roots still intact, putting it on his biggest flour sack blanket. Then he dug a child-sized hole underneath.

The crows were nearby watching him work. “Don’t give me away!” he hissed at them.

He climbed inside his dugout, and pulled his sod-covered blanket over him. He left a tiny hole for air, but otherwise it buried him completely, underneath a foot or so of dirt and grass. The cool, living vegetation should work to disguise his body heat.

The dirt on top of him was heavy, almost crushing, but that was sort of comforting. He’d have to stay awake, though. He was scared that this much pressure on his chest would suffocate him if he fell asleep.

His air hole also worked as a peephole, so he watched in dread as the sun went down and the light of the illusory flames approached the town.

The army approached the town as usual, silently. He couldn’t see far, but when they got to the bonfire they didn’t step on the dead grass surrounding it. One of them cautiously leaned down and lit the edge of the grass.

It caught quickly, and soon all the grass was set ablaze, lasting for only half a minute before burning out. That was enough to catch the real bonfire, and it started slowly, burning dimly until all at once enough of the wood caught and it sprang into a life, a huge, hungry flame whose heat he could feel several dozen yards away.

It wasn’t enough to kill the ghouls, who kept a cautious distance. They watched it, mesmerized.

He expected them to turn away, to go back to their usual solemn patrols, but they stayed, watching the flame. He found his eyes also moving away from the abominable undead with their fake fire to the real, transcendent flame in the center of the street. The fire burned hot, going dozens of feet into the air, twisting and spiraling.

A small pack of undead noticed the barricaded cellar, his other distraction. They lit it on fire and then turned away to watch the larger bonfire. Oh well. He hadn’t had high hopes for that distraction anyway, and they were more than distracted enough by the bonfire.

He almost felt a sort of kinship with the undead. They were so foreign and alien in thought and manner, but they, like him, could be completely entranced by the shifting flame.

One of them turned, and faced him. The illusory flames in his near-empty eye sockets seemed to glow with recognition.

Mark sunk down, letting the grass above him cut off his peephole. He trembled. From fear, and from exhaustion. His limbs were aching, sore from the day of furious labor. He wanted to stop, to stay still, but he couldn’t.

He hated it. He hated being so afraid, so helpless. Raw terror and fury at his circumstances churned and mixed in him, building each other up. Twin flames that fed and built each other, like the bonfire outside. He swore to himself; if he survived this he would never be this helpless ever again.

Whether it was rage or fear or sheer curiosity, he just had to know: Had the ghoul spotted him? He raised the dirt back up until he could see through again.

The ghoul was still staring in his direction. It took a step forward. A few others turned to see what it was looking at.

An explosion of ice erupted right in the center of the undead army, and suddenly all attention shifted away from him, towards four figures striding down the street. The figures wore shining armor, carried glowing weapons, and walked confidently towards the army of undead, as if there was no doubt in their minds how this battle would go. Adventurers. Heroes.

His rescuers had arrived.